POLITICAL JOKES again!

Posted on December 2007

GAY LANGUAGE..
KUNG NAG GAY LANGUAGE sana sina
GMA at GARCI,e di sana walang SCAM!

GMA:hallow gracia!
GARCI:plangush mother!na
chenilyn de kimberlyn ko na
po yung mga chuva ek ek!
GMA:bonggacious!eh yung mga
chenes chenes!
carry na ba?
GARCI:winnie santos mama,
wiz na wori eclavou na ever!
na churva na!
GMA:ang tarush!malditah
ka talagaH.eh di windra nanaman
watashi?!
GARCI:anufe ate...
GMA:oshah babush na..
rampage na ang lola..

HELLO GARCI TAPE..
I HAVE 2 DISC..
THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT
ONE IS FAKE OTHER IS ORIG!
HEAR THEM SLOWLY 1,2,3,
ALL YOU CAN HEAR IS
HELLO GARCI!!!!

SPECIAL PRAYER FOR GMA
ABA NAMAN GLORIA PUNO KA
NA NG GRASYA!ANG YAMAN NG BANSA
AY SUMASAIYO NA.SA HUSAY NI
GARCI NAGING PEKENG PANGULO KA!
BUKOD KANG MANDARAYA SA
BABAENG LAHAT.
PINAGPALA RING MANGKURAKOT,
ASAWA MO'T ANAK.
KAYA WALA NG NATIRA SA AMEN.

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
BUSH:What are the pollutants in your country?
JINGGOY:We have lots of pollutants...
we have sisig,kilawin,chicharon,mani
ERAP:Anak,may nakalimutan ka,Boy bawang(kornik).

BUSH VISITED THE PHILIPPINES AND ERAP ACTED AS HIS TRANSLATOR
BUSH:"lets help one another.."
ERAP:"tayoy magtulungan.."
BUSH:"....lets strive together"
ERAP:"tayoy magsikap.."
BUSH:"...because in union there is strenght"
ERAP:"...dahil sa sibuyas may titigas"

ERAP WRITING IN HIS SLUM BOOK
FAVORITE ACTOR:
ARNOLD SCHARZENE....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARWARZE....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARWARZZ....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARZENNE.....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARZENNER.....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARZENNEG....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARWARZENNE....(ERASE)
ARNOLD CLAVIO

THE DVD
ERAP:Soli ko tong nabiling DVD.
JINGGOY:Anong problema?
ERAP:Walang picture atsaka sound.sayang,suspense
thriller pa yata to...tsk.tsk.
JINGGOY:anong title?
ERAP:"THE LENS CLEANER"

POLITICAL JOKES

NOT ALL JOKES ARE INTENDED TO MAKE YOULAUGH BUT TO MAKE YOU THINK

POLITICS

Capitalism:You have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull.

Socialism: You have two cows.You gift one to your neighbor.

Communism:You have two cows.The government takes both and gives you milk.

Fascism:You have two cows.The government takes the two cows and sell you a milk.

Terrorism: You have two cows.They drive away both and kill you.

Moral: Don't have anything to do with cows.They only bring you a trouble.

BIBLE READING

Proverbs 17:4

Man is Evil and Liar.

summarizing...

MAN-EVIL-LIAR

mane-Vil-Liar

Manny Villar..

haha!

MAGNANAKAW MEANS?

NOYNOY:Hindi ako Magnanakaw!

GIBO: Hindi ko kailangan magnakaw!

VILLAR: Hindi na ako magnanakaw!

GORDON:Lagi akong gising para sa mga nagbabalak magnanakaw!

JAMBY M:Si Villar ang tunay na magnanakaw!

BRO.EDDIE V.: Sino ang magnanakaw?Eddie ako..

ERAP E.:Kailangan ko ulit magnakaw!

GMA:Wala na kayong mananakaw!

hahaha!!!

HERE ARE YOUR PRESIDENTIABLES:

NOYNOY:mama's boy

GIBO:Admin boy

GORDON:amboy

ERAP:lover boy

VILLAR:tondo boy

EDDIE V.:altar boy

JAMBY M:"If I were a boy"

This jokes circulate during  MAY 2010 presidential elections.
Still  from my multiply.
Posted on Feb 17, '10 9:26 PM