POLITICAL JOKES again!

Posted on December 2007

GAY LANGUAGE..
KUNG NAG GAY LANGUAGE sana sina
GMA at GARCI,e di sana walang SCAM!

GMA:hallow gracia!
GARCI:plangush mother!na
chenilyn de kimberlyn ko na
po yung mga chuva ek ek!
GMA:bonggacious!eh yung mga
chenes chenes!
carry na ba?
GARCI:winnie santos mama,
wiz na wori eclavou na ever!
na churva na!
GMA:ang tarush!malditah
ka talagaH.eh di windra nanaman
watashi?!
GARCI:anufe ate...
GMA:oshah babush na..
rampage na ang lola..

HELLO GARCI TAPE..
I HAVE 2 DISC..
THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT
ONE IS FAKE OTHER IS ORIG!
HEAR THEM SLOWLY 1,2,3,
ALL YOU CAN HEAR IS
HELLO GARCI!!!!

SPECIAL PRAYER FOR GMA
ABA NAMAN GLORIA PUNO KA
NA NG GRASYA!ANG YAMAN NG BANSA
AY SUMASAIYO NA.SA HUSAY NI
GARCI NAGING PEKENG PANGULO KA!
BUKOD KANG MANDARAYA SA
BABAENG LAHAT.
PINAGPALA RING MANGKURAKOT,
ASAWA MO'T ANAK.
KAYA WALA NG NATIRA SA AMEN.

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
BUSH:What are the pollutants in your country?
JINGGOY:We have lots of pollutants...
we have sisig,kilawin,chicharon,mani
ERAP:Anak,may nakalimutan ka,Boy bawang(kornik).

BUSH VISITED THE PHILIPPINES AND ERAP ACTED AS HIS TRANSLATOR
BUSH:"lets help one another.."
ERAP:"tayoy magtulungan.."
BUSH:"....lets strive together"
ERAP:"tayoy magsikap.."
BUSH:"...because in union there is strenght"
ERAP:"...dahil sa sibuyas may titigas"

ERAP WRITING IN HIS SLUM BOOK
FAVORITE ACTOR:
ARNOLD SCHARZENE....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARWARZE....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARWARZZ....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARZENNE.....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARZENNER.....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARZENNEG....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARWARZENNE....(ERASE)
ARNOLD CLAVIO

THE DVD
ERAP:Soli ko tong nabiling DVD.
JINGGOY:Anong problema?
ERAP:Walang picture atsaka sound.sayang,suspense
thriller pa yata to...tsk.tsk.
JINGGOY:anong title?
ERAP:"THE LENS CLEANER"

THE ALIAS:#ILoveThisBatch (from my multiply)

Posted on Nov 14, '10 6:28 AM for everyone

NEW VERSION

(old Version)

#ILoveThisBatch

Yes!Finally,I just finish my first ever comics character for my batch mates. Thanks Nov for helping me especially during the day that I make their characters name.

These are their characters name for the #ILoveThisBatch

JohnKoKAk-JOHNRAY MANGUIRAN
My first ever character.Honestly,I am JohnKokak but I realized that the character is not fit to my personality so I decided that JohnKokak must be turn to JohnRay.
JohnKokak is a brave,intelligent and full of ideas that represent the whole group or shall I say he is the gate keeper of the batch.

Dakilang Itlog-REGINE PEPITO
Sinong mag-aakala na ang performance sa mc6 ni Regine ay siyang magbabansag sa kanya bilang si Dakilang itlog.

Ratporter-ALJUN GUILARAN
My favorite character because he brings out the best and good for the group.

BlackPearl-ANTONIO COLINA IV
The most precious character maybe because of its name.The Mole of R.A gave him center of attraction to the group.LOL

CLoverLeaf-CLOVER ANN VALES

The Lucky charm of JohnKokak @ sa totoong buhay din ni JohnRay.hehehe!!LOL.

Echuserang Ok-OK- JERSON PORIO
In reality,half-girl and half-boy? in comics half-butterfly and half-Cockroach.

MiceL-Misel Miral
The Videographer of our batch.

GummyPig-GABRIELLE DE LOS SANTOS
The cute character I ever made.

STARfish-JENNYMOR AMOD
The Genius character.

LadyBAG-NOVEM CHRISTINE CIUDADANO
Silent but deadly character..

HoneyBee-HONEY SHAYNE TOE
"pikot" character

KaratePenguin-MERLE DAWN COMIDOY
The character who is good in all aspect.

JellyFish-APRIELLE ROSE BOLOSITO
Small but terrible character.

Buchok-RHEA JANE MARZADO

Ang pinaka-cute nako na karakter,bisaya man ang name kyut man sad.hehehe!

Sexing Linta-SARAH MAE PADOGDOG
Ang sexing,gwapa and gorgeous karakter.

Pinkaliciuos-JOANNA PAULA VIRADOR

ALL pink items exist in this world is favorite of Ms.Pipay!

RubberDuckie-ARIANNE CARYL CASAS
The Emo character.

KABUTENG-PUTOT-WENCESA NUERA(it's me!)
wala na siguro akong masasabi kundi ThanK you dahil talagang binasa nyo ang walang kwentang BLOG na ito..hehehehe!!!