POLITICAL JOKES

NOT ALL JOKES ARE INTENDED TO MAKE YOULAUGH BUT TO MAKE YOU THINK

POLITICS

Capitalism:You have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull.

Socialism: You have two cows.You gift one to your neighbor.

Communism:You have two cows.The government takes both and gives you milk.

Fascism:You have two cows.The government takes the two cows and sell you a milk.

Terrorism: You have two cows.They drive away both and kill you.

Moral: Don't have anything to do with cows.They only bring you a trouble.

BIBLE READING

Proverbs 17:4

Man is Evil and Liar.

summarizing...

MAN-EVIL-LIAR

mane-Vil-Liar

Manny Villar..

haha!

MAGNANAKAW MEANS?

NOYNOY:Hindi ako Magnanakaw!

GIBO: Hindi ko kailangan magnakaw!

VILLAR: Hindi na ako magnanakaw!

GORDON:Lagi akong gising para sa mga nagbabalak magnanakaw!

JAMBY M:Si Villar ang tunay na magnanakaw!

BRO.EDDIE V.: Sino ang magnanakaw?Eddie ako..

ERAP E.:Kailangan ko ulit magnakaw!

GMA:Wala na kayong mananakaw!

hahaha!!!

HERE ARE YOUR PRESIDENTIABLES:

NOYNOY:mama's boy

GIBO:Admin boy

GORDON:amboy

ERAP:lover boy

VILLAR:tondo boy

EDDIE V.:altar boy

JAMBY M:"If I were a boy"

This jokes circulate during  MAY 2010 presidential elections.
Still  from my multiply.
Posted on Feb 17, '10 9:26 PM