POLITICAL JOKES again!

Posted on December 2007

GAY LANGUAGE..
KUNG NAG GAY LANGUAGE sana sina
GMA at GARCI,e di sana walang SCAM!

GMA:hallow gracia!
GARCI:plangush mother!na
chenilyn de kimberlyn ko na
po yung mga chuva ek ek!
GMA:bonggacious!eh yung mga
chenes chenes!
carry na ba?
GARCI:winnie santos mama,
wiz na wori eclavou na ever!
na churva na!
GMA:ang tarush!malditah
ka talagaH.eh di windra nanaman
watashi?!
GARCI:anufe ate...
GMA:oshah babush na..
rampage na ang lola..

HELLO GARCI TAPE..
I HAVE 2 DISC..
THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT
ONE IS FAKE OTHER IS ORIG!
HEAR THEM SLOWLY 1,2,3,
ALL YOU CAN HEAR IS
HELLO GARCI!!!!

SPECIAL PRAYER FOR GMA
ABA NAMAN GLORIA PUNO KA
NA NG GRASYA!ANG YAMAN NG BANSA
AY SUMASAIYO NA.SA HUSAY NI
GARCI NAGING PEKENG PANGULO KA!
BUKOD KANG MANDARAYA SA
BABAENG LAHAT.
PINAGPALA RING MANGKURAKOT,
ASAWA MO'T ANAK.
KAYA WALA NG NATIRA SA AMEN.

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
BUSH:What are the pollutants in your country?
JINGGOY:We have lots of pollutants...
we have sisig,kilawin,chicharon,mani
ERAP:Anak,may nakalimutan ka,Boy bawang(kornik).

BUSH VISITED THE PHILIPPINES AND ERAP ACTED AS HIS TRANSLATOR
BUSH:"lets help one another.."
ERAP:"tayoy magtulungan.."
BUSH:"....lets strive together"
ERAP:"tayoy magsikap.."
BUSH:"...because in union there is strenght"
ERAP:"...dahil sa sibuyas may titigas"

ERAP WRITING IN HIS SLUM BOOK
FAVORITE ACTOR:
ARNOLD SCHARZENE....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARWARZE....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARWARZZ....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARZENNE.....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARZENNER.....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARZENNEG....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARWARZENNE....(ERASE)
ARNOLD CLAVIO

THE DVD
ERAP:Soli ko tong nabiling DVD.
JINGGOY:Anong problema?
ERAP:Walang picture atsaka sound.sayang,suspense
thriller pa yata to...tsk.tsk.
JINGGOY:anong title?
ERAP:"THE LENS CLEANER"

NOON at NGAYON

(2nd SONA of PNOY)

(THE LAST SONA of PGMA)

what is the difference?

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the 11th President of the Philippines

"I am not an icon of democracy. You are all, collectively, the icon of democracy." - Corazon Aquino

(1st image)

 August 01,2009 the first woman who hold the first highest position in Philippine history and known as the mother of democracy is none other than 
Maria Corazon Sumulong Cojuangco-Aquino known as Cory Aquino died because of colon cancer.


According to my grandmother, President Cory Aquino is the one of the best and famous president not just here in Philippines but also around the world.
 She was titled by Time Magazine in 1986 as its 'Woman of the Year'.


(2nd image)

Of course,ang napaka halagang event na ito ay hindi ko ipinalampas. On August 06,2009 (6 days after Pres. Cory Aquino died) I decided to draw a concept depicting the actual scenario happen during her funeral.
As I watch the funeral of late president Cory Aquino,I told myself na mas damang-dama mo talaga kung andoon ka sa actual na funeral march. 
So I took my pen and a piece of paper then I decided to draw the scenario while watching the live coverage of Funeral of the late president Cory Aquino.
Kung inyong makikita sa Drawing (1st image) mapapansin nyong ang mga tao naka-LABAN sign.Ang iba,sumisigaw na "Cory hindi ka nag-iisa", "paalam tita Cory", o di kaya ang "SALAMAT Pangulong Cory Aquino".
Then I realized,I am so blessed na naabutan ko pa siya. Hindi ko man talaga siya nakita o di kayay na experience ang kanyang pamamalakad sapat na ang mga kwento ng aking mga magulang at lola na siyay naging INA ng bansang Pilipinas.


My second drawing still about CORY AQUINO.Actually, its a tribute. If you notice Filipino people take a long and huge yellow ribbon then other people share their experience and story on the 11th President of the Philippines.


YELLOW RIBBON in the Philippines.

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"Ang Pagka-panalo ni GMA sa 2004 eleksyon?"

 This drawing represents the 2004 Philippine election. This is the time when GMA proclaimed as president. A lot of people rejoiced when she won the 2004 presidential election except for those people who idolized Fernando Poe Jr. known as FPJ. The reason why I draw this because it was the day that I discover my talent,to draw about the government,society etc. Also,it was the time to decide the people of the Philippines who will be the next leader of the country.

I was only thirteen years old when I draw this. Every time I saw this image it reminds me the situation during the 2004 Philippine election and of course my passion in drawing.
Right now,I have a collection of my drawings,since high school until now.
I'm thinking that maybe I will draw another one but still related to this story.
The title will be 'Ang pagka panalo ni FPJ kung hindi lamang siya dinaya"
o di kaya "sa akin ang upuan na yan"

Anyway,before I end this...
the title of this drawing is...
"Ang Pagka-panalo ni GMA sa 2004 eleksyon"