POLITICAL JOKES again!

Posted on December 2007

GAY LANGUAGE..
KUNG NAG GAY LANGUAGE sana sina
GMA at GARCI,e di sana walang SCAM!

GMA:hallow gracia!
GARCI:plangush mother!na
chenilyn de kimberlyn ko na
po yung mga chuva ek ek!
GMA:bonggacious!eh yung mga
chenes chenes!
carry na ba?
GARCI:winnie santos mama,
wiz na wori eclavou na ever!
na churva na!
GMA:ang tarush!malditah
ka talagaH.eh di windra nanaman
watashi?!
GARCI:anufe ate...
GMA:oshah babush na..
rampage na ang lola..

HELLO GARCI TAPE..
I HAVE 2 DISC..
THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT
ONE IS FAKE OTHER IS ORIG!
HEAR THEM SLOWLY 1,2,3,
ALL YOU CAN HEAR IS
HELLO GARCI!!!!

SPECIAL PRAYER FOR GMA
ABA NAMAN GLORIA PUNO KA
NA NG GRASYA!ANG YAMAN NG BANSA
AY SUMASAIYO NA.SA HUSAY NI
GARCI NAGING PEKENG PANGULO KA!
BUKOD KANG MANDARAYA SA
BABAENG LAHAT.
PINAGPALA RING MANGKURAKOT,
ASAWA MO'T ANAK.
KAYA WALA NG NATIRA SA AMEN.

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
BUSH:What are the pollutants in your country?
JINGGOY:We have lots of pollutants...
we have sisig,kilawin,chicharon,mani
ERAP:Anak,may nakalimutan ka,Boy bawang(kornik).

BUSH VISITED THE PHILIPPINES AND ERAP ACTED AS HIS TRANSLATOR
BUSH:"lets help one another.."
ERAP:"tayoy magtulungan.."
BUSH:"....lets strive together"
ERAP:"tayoy magsikap.."
BUSH:"...because in union there is strenght"
ERAP:"...dahil sa sibuyas may titigas"

ERAP WRITING IN HIS SLUM BOOK
FAVORITE ACTOR:
ARNOLD SCHARZENE....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARWARZE....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARWARZZ....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARZENNE.....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARZENNER.....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARZENNEG....(ERASE)
ARNOLD SCHARWARZENNE....(ERASE)
ARNOLD CLAVIO

THE DVD
ERAP:Soli ko tong nabiling DVD.
JINGGOY:Anong problema?
ERAP:Walang picture atsaka sound.sayang,suspense
thriller pa yata to...tsk.tsk.
JINGGOY:anong title?
ERAP:"THE LENS CLEANER"