NOT ALL JOKES ARE INTENDED TO MAKE YOULAUGH BUT TO MAKE YOU THINK
POLITICS
Capitalism:You have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull.
Socialism: You have two cows.You gift one to your neighbor.
Communism:You have two cows.The government takes both and gives you milk.
Fascism:You have two cows.The government takes the two cows and sell you a milk.
Terrorism: You have two cows.They drive away both and kill you.
Moral: Don't have anything to do with cows.They only bring you a trouble.
BIBLE READING
Proverbs 17:4
Man is Evil and Liar.
summarizing...
MAN-EVIL-LIAR
mane-Vil-Liar
Manny Villar..
haha!
MAGNANAKAW MEANS?
NOYNOY:Hindi ako Magnanakaw!
GIBO: Hindi ko kailangan magnakaw!
VILLAR: Hindi na ako magnanakaw!
GORDON:Lagi akong gising para sa mga nagbabalak magnanakaw!
JAMBY M:Si Villar ang tunay na magnanakaw!
BRO.EDDIE V.: Sino ang magnanakaw?Eddie ako..
ERAP E.:Kailangan ko ulit magnakaw!
GMA:Wala na kayong mananakaw!
hahaha!!!
HERE ARE YOUR PRESIDENTIABLES:
NOYNOY:mama's boy
GIBO:Admin boy
GORDON:amboy
ERAP:lover boy
VILLAR:tondo boy
EDDIE V.:altar boy
JAMBY M:"If I were a boy"
This jokes circulate during MAY 2010 presidential elections.
Still from my multiply.
Posted on Feb 17, '10 9:26 PM
